Meet The Fellowship of the Lens'd Palm
A list of the members of our Conclave.
The Cinemania Society Podcast
Herein are chronicled the judgements of this not-so-secret society as its members scrutinize, criticize, analyze, brutalize, and otherwise vamp on the weirdest films in cinema history.
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Episodes
Wednesday Oct 01, 2025
Wednesday Oct 01, 2025
We profile one of this generation's more notable purveyors of CINEMANIA: Matt Berry, known best for his performance as Steven Toast in "Toast of London," or as Laszlo Cravensworth in the television adaptation of "What We Do in the Shadows."
LEGAL NOTICE: This is a work of parody and/or satire and should not be construed as making actual statements or allegations of fact.
Written by Ethan Ireland, Andrea Palladino, and Andy Slack
Performed by Andy Slack and Ethan Ireland
Caricature Illustrations by Andy Slack Comics
Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio
Tracks used: "Crystal Cola," "Echoes," "Endless Night," and "Moonlight"
Incidental music and courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Wednesday Sep 24, 2025
Wednesday Sep 24, 2025
Trapped in a walk-in refrigerator deep within the bowels (ew!) of the Mysterious Mall of Misery, the Society continues its conclave analyzing the Sam Rockwell vehicle from 2009, "Moon." A mystery is afoot, and this fridge may be the key to understanding the origin of the doppelgangers currently occupying the video store.
Written by Hope Bravo and Andy Slack
Sound design & editing by Ethan Ireland
Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio
Incidental music and sound courtesy of White Bat Audio
Art & graphic design by Andy Slack Comics
The Cinemania Society is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents appearing in this audioplay are either the product of the authors’ imagination or are used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living, dead, or living dead; or actual events is purely coincidental and/or part of a work of parody that should not be construed as making statements or allegations of actual fact. All celebrity voices are impersonated unless otherwise stated.
Wednesday Sep 17, 2025
Wednesday Sep 17, 2025
The Cinemania Society celebrates the life of Robert Redford, everyone's favorite silver screen big brother. Rest in Peace, Robert.
Wednesday Sep 10, 2025
Wednesday Sep 10, 2025
Professor Andrea presents a profile on one of our favorite actors to have emerged from the 2000s: Benedict Wong. The man's talent allowed him to jumpstart his career and land parts in shows and movies with the best and brightest. Best recognized for his role as Sorcerer Supreme Wong in the MCU, he has played Kublai Khan in the Netflix series "Polo," the Necromancer in "What We Do in the Shadows," and has had supporting roles in two Ridley Scott features, "Prometheus" and "The Martian." CINEMANIA-inducing talent indeed...
Wednesday Sep 03, 2025
Wednesday Sep 03, 2025
Further explorations of the Mysterious Mall of Misery ensue as The Society tries to find an angle to simultaneously understand their doppelgangers, regain custody of the no-longer-very-abandoned video rental store, and conduct their latest Conclave -- this time led by Auntie Hope on Duncan Jones' (a/k/a Zowie Bowie's) 2009 indie sci-fi masterpiece "Moon." Things are about to get liminal, so listen up.
Written by Hope Bravo and Andy Slack
Sound design & editing by Ethan Ireland
Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio
Incidental music and sound courtesy of White Bat Audio
Art & graphic design by Andy Slack Comics
The Cinemania Society is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents appearing in this audioplay are either the product of the authors’ imagination or are used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living, dead, or living dead; or actual events is purely coincidental and/or part of a work of parody that should not be construed as making statements or allegations of actual fact. All celebrity voices are impersonated unless otherwise stated.
Wednesday Aug 27, 2025
Wednesday Aug 27, 2025
Here, compiled in one convenient package, is the compleat Conclave 18 examining Stuart Gordon's 1986 H.P. Lovecraft adaptation "From Beyond," starring Barbara Crampton and Jeffrey Combs. As always, our Omnibus episodes are missing the episode breaks, modified opening crawls, and Verifier Andy's breathlessly-recounted "The Story So Far," so if you want those you'll need to go back and listen to each piece of the Conclave.
Written by Ethan Ireland and Andy Slack
Sound design & editing by Ethan Ireland
Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio
Incidental music and sound courtesy of White Bat Audio
Art & graphic design by Andy Slack Comics
The Cinemania Society is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents appearing in this audioplay are either the product of the authors’ imagination or are used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living, dead, or living dead; or actual events is purely coincidental and/or part of a work of parody that should not be construed as making statements or allegations of actual fact. All celebrity voices are impersonated unless otherwise stated.
Wednesday Aug 20, 2025
Wednesday Aug 20, 2025
The Society pays its respects to a man who once held the title of "World's Best-Looking Man" for seven years straight, before his career dropped off a cliff. He eventually returned to play one of the most iconic villains for the Video Rental generation, only surpassed by Darth Vader - and *that* role took three people to play. Take a knee and listen close, for we have a tale to tell.
This episode was written by Ethan Ireland and Andy Slack and was performed by Ethan Ireland
Caricature art by Andy Slack Comics
Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio
Tracks used: Angel Heart, Miami Justice, Somewhere in Time, Juiced, 10 to Midnight
Wednesday Aug 13, 2025
Wednesday Aug 13, 2025
Once Cinquisitor Ethan recovered from his exposure to resonation he and Professor Andrea conducted an interview with film editor Lee Percy, who was responsible for editing 1986's "From Beyond," as well as several other notable films. Presented here for your enjoyment is our conversation with Mr. Percy, who tells us about films he was involved with including "Re-Animator," "Dolls," "Boys Don't Cry" and the notoriously gonzo adventure-comedy / real-life documentary-horror film "Roar!"
Cinquisitor Ethan,
Keeper of the Lenses
Brother Ethan is an award-winning filmmaker who has more than 20 years professional work in film & television production. He has worked on more than a dozen feature films, and has directed & produced several of his own projects: documentary features and short films. He is best recognized for the work he did on four seasons on the hit YouTube comedy series Smosh.
A self-styled intellectual, Cinquisitor Ethan has put many thousands of hours studying cinema apocrypha for interesting tidbits, and combing through the history for cinema for sources of CINEMANIA in order to study the devastating effects of this condition.
CINEMANIA Manifestations: The disorder in Cinquisitor Ethan can be fairly easy to observe. Although he is purportedly a native of California, when CINEMANIA begins to take hold in Cinquisitor Ethan, his accent becomes increasingly elaborate. He will shift into a Midatlantic accent, and even into an RP accent depending on the severity of the episode he is suffering. This can happen multiple times in a given conclave.
Verifier Andy,
Master Illuminator
Perhaps our most mysterious member, Brother Andy lurks somewhere in darkest Albion, magically honing his skills in comedy and illustration to a razor's edge.
Brother Andy's internet comics, including The Wisdom of Leto II and its sequel, FremCops, have achieved notoriety from their appearances in various Facebook shitposting groups such as Dune Sietchposting, Star Trek Shitposting, and others. He has these and numerous other self-published sci-fi & fantasy comics available on at andyslackcomics.com, and for sale on Ko-Fi.
In case you're wondering, no, he is not really Jack Black, so don't ask.
Scrutinizer Zacharia,
Guardian of the Door
A veteran of theater production, Brother Zacharia graduated from film school at California State University, Monterey Bay along with Brother Ethan, who has been his decades-long accomplice in the commission of cinematic crimes.
Brother Zacharia is a third-generation artist, descended from a line of visual artists, and has put much study into the causes and effects of CINEMANIA.
Profligator Daniel,
Possessor of the Word
Hailing from New Jersey, Brother Daniel writes for theater, literature, and cinema esoterica. He is somewhat of an expert on Troma Films, and was trained in writing short fiction by Harlon Ellison.
Profligator Daniel is the primary caregiver of Brother Clark-Nova, who is an unholy amalgamation of equal parts cockroach, manual typewriter, and portions of human anatomy best left unseen.
Arbiter Alessa,
Voice from the Outer World
Our youngest member, Arbiter Alessa attended film school in Los Angeles after producing a feature film of her own while still in high school. She has experience working professionally on features and shorts, and is a working voice actor for several notable anime series including Genshin Impact and Onyx Equinox.
Arbiter Alessa recently went on an extended vacation to Altair IV, where she encountered an atomic super-robot similar to (and more importantly, legally distinct from) Robby the Robot. After taking her new plastic pal on an interstellar pub-crawl, she returned to the Strip Mall of the Damned with the machine in tow, where she has since conducted several experiments on it (including the downloading of the entire internet into the robot's databanks).
Professor Andrea,
Scholar of San Francisco
Professor Andrea holds multiple degrees in film, Spanish, and music; and has taught all three. She has a deep knowledge of film history, and a history of work in film production, including on films with Cinquisitor Ethan.
Auntie Hope,
Keeper of the Books
Hope is a relative newcomer to the Society, and to the field of CINEMANIA as a whole. She granted herself membership status and a title after the Society were responsible for unleashing a horde of cannibalistic humanoid underground mutant people (C.H.U.M.P.s) that destroyed her family-friendly occult bookstore, The Laughing Tome. She intends to be as underfoot as possible until her store is repaired.