Meet The Fellowship of the Lens'd Palm
A list of the members of our Conclave.
The Cinemania Society Podcast
Herein are chronicled the judgements of this not-so-secret society as its members scrutinize, criticize, analyze, brutalize, and otherwise vamp on the weirdest films in cinema history.
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Episodes
Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
Wednesday Jan 29, 2025
Ever wonder how we got where we are? Recent events have caused Cinquisitor Ethan to reflect upon how we may have gotten there in a Field Report that examines one of the vilest sources of CINEMANIA yet encountered, Stanley Kubrick's 1972 film "A Clockwork Orange." Trigger warning: rape, abuse, fascism, psychological manipulation
Written and performed by Ethan Ireland
Audio engineering, sound design, and editing by Ethan Ireland
Incidental music and sound courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio
Tracks used: "Slasher," "Violence," "Safe House"
Wednesday Jan 22, 2025
Wednesday Jan 22, 2025
Verifier Andy presents a profile on the recently-deceased David Lynch, Hollywood's Avatar of Ambiguity, Master of the Mysterious Metaphor, and Señor of Sinister Symbolism.
Farewell David, we hardly knew ye -- which is exactly the way you wanted it.Written & performed by Andy Slack
Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio
Incidental Music & Sound Effects courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Caricature art by andyslackcomics.com
Wednesday Jan 15, 2025
Wednesday Jan 15, 2025
For the conclusion of our Season 2 Lens Friend series, Daniel Scribner sits down with Alessa Luz Martinez to discuss her pick for Season 2, "Total Recall." These were some of the most popular and highly-rated episodes we've done to date, and Alessa explores her use of the framing story of those episodes as a tool to facilitate her public coming out as trans. Daniel also asks Alessa the same questions we asked one another in Part 1 of Lens Friends, and teases her pick for Season 3.
Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio
Incidental Music & Sound Courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Directed by Daniel Scribner
Editing & Sound Design by Ethan Ireland
Wednesday Jan 08, 2025
Wednesday Jan 08, 2025
The members of The Cinemania Society step out of character to do a wrap up of Season 2, where they talk about the how the podcast has evolved over Season 2 (which was released over 2 full years!), how they've evolved & improved, which movies and episodes from the past season were their favorites, and give the listeners a few teasers about Season 3...
Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio
Incidental music and sound effects courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Wednesday Jan 01, 2025
Wednesday Jan 01, 2025
This episode compiles all of our episodes comprising Conclave 16, our final Conclave of Season 2, wherein we analyze Lance Mungia's 1998 post-a'rockalypse move "Six String Samurai."
Sound design by Ethan Ireland
Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio
Incidental music courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Wednesday Dec 25, 2024
Wednesday Dec 25, 2024
Just in time for Christmukkah, we bring you our 2024 Holiday Special! Scrutinizer Zacharia helps us ring in our own pending apocalypse with a Cinemania Field Report on the exceedingly British Christmas / Zombie Apocalpyse mash-up feature from 2017, "Anna and the Apocalypse." And remember! Ask not for whom the Christmas Bell tolls. It tolls for we...
Written by Zacharia Berks and Andy Slack
Performed by Zacharia Berks
Directed by Daniel Scribner
Mixing and Sound Design by Ethan Ireland
Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio - Tracks Used: "Wrath" and "Full Metal Jacket"
Incidental music and sound effects courtesy of Epidemic Sound
Image used courtesy of Wikimedia Commons under Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0
Image has had text alterations.
Wednesday Dec 18, 2024
Wednesday Dec 18, 2024
In this episode, the Society wraps up its review of 1998's "Six String Samurai" and has its final showdown with Death Themself (tm). Will the Society survive? More importantly, will our sanity and sense of good taste survive? Find out in this, our Season 2 finale...
FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST STAR KEITH LOWELL JENSEN
The Cinemania Society will return later in 2025. We will have a few more miscellaneous episodes to wrap things up before the break, and then the occasional tidbit to tide you over until Season 3. Thanks to everyone for the support and for sharing this with friends. And if you haven't shared with your friends, why the hell haven't you already?! We've got over 100 episodes for them, so tie 'em to a chair* and make 'em listen to all!
Sound design by Ethan Ireland
Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio
Incidental music courtesy of Epidemic Sound
*This is a joke, not incitement, please do not actually tie anyone to a chair. At least not without consent. We're not kink-shaming.
Wednesday Dec 11, 2024
Wednesday Dec 11, 2024
Given that two of our recent field reports have remarked upon films from a particular year, Auntie Hope decided to take an extended dive into the year 1979 to present a Cinemania Field Report on what turned out to be a landmark year for CINEMANIA.
This is a work of parody / satire and should not be construed as a statement of fact.
Written by Ethan Ireland, Andy Slack, and Hope Bravo; and performed by Hope Bravo
Music by Meteor at meteormusic.bandcamp.com
Tracks used: The Spell, Saints and Demons, Thaumogenesis, Suspended in Time, Smoke Trails, Emptiness
Image used courtesy of Wikimedia Commons under Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0
Image has had text alterations.
Cinquisitor Ethan,
Keeper of the Lenses
Brother Ethan is an award-winning filmmaker who has more than 20 years professional work in film & television production. He has worked on more than a dozen feature films, and has directed & produced several of his own projects: documentary features and short films. He is best recognized for the work he did on four seasons on the hit YouTube comedy series Smosh.
A self-styled intellectual, Cinquisitor Ethan has put many thousands of hours studying cinema apocrypha for interesting tidbits, and combing through the history for cinema for sources of CINEMANIA in order to study the devastating effects of this condition.
CINEMANIA Manifestations: The disorder in Cinquisitor Ethan can be fairly easy to observe. Although he is purportedly a native of California, when CINEMANIA begins to take hold in Cinquisitor Ethan, his accent becomes increasingly elaborate. He will shift into a Midatlantic accent, and even into an RP accent depending on the severity of the episode he is suffering. This can happen multiple times in a given conclave.
Verifier Andy,
Master Illuminator
Perhaps our most mysterious member, Brother Andy lurks somewhere in darkest Albion, magically honing his skills in comedy and illustration to a razor's edge.
Brother Andy's internet comics, including The Wisdom of Leto II and its sequel, FremCops, have achieved notoriety from their appearances in various Facebook shitposting groups such as Dune Sietchposting, Star Trek Shitposting, and others. He has these and numerous other self-published sci-fi & fantasy comics available on at andyslackcomics.com, and for sale on Ko-Fi.
In case you're wondering, no, he is not really Jack Black, so don't ask.
Scrutinizer Zacharia,
Guardian of the Door
A veteran of theater production, Brother Zacharia graduated from film school at California State University, Monterey Bay along with Brother Ethan, who has been his decades-long accomplice in the commission of cinematic crimes.
Brother Zacharia is a third-generation artist, descended from a line of visual artists, and has put much study into the causes and effects of CINEMANIA.
Profligator Daniel,
Possessor of the Word
Hailing from New Jersey, Brother Daniel writes for theater, literature, and cinema esoterica. He is somewhat of an expert on Troma Films, and was trained in writing short fiction by Harlon Ellison.
Profligator Daniel is the primary caregiver of Brother Clark-Nova, who is an unholy amalgamation of equal parts cockroach, manual typewriter, and portions of human anatomy best left unseen.
Arbiter Alessa,
Voice from the Outer World
Our youngest member, Arbiter Alessa attended film school in Los Angeles after producing a feature film of her own while still in high school. She has experience working professionally on features and shorts, and is a working voice actor for several notable anime series including Genshin Impact and Onyx Equinox.
Arbiter Alessa recently went on an extended vacation to Altair IV, where she encountered an atomic super-robot similar to (and more importantly, legally distinct from) Robby the Robot. After taking her new plastic pal on an interstellar pub-crawl, she returned to the Strip Mall of the Damned with the machine in tow, where she has since conducted several experiments on it (including the downloading of the entire internet into the robot's databanks).
Professor Andrea,
Scholar of San Francisco
Professor Andrea holds multiple degrees in film, Spanish, and music; and has taught all three. She has a deep knowledge of film history, and a history of work in film production, including on films with Cinquisitor Ethan.
Auntie Hope,
Keeper of the Books
Hope is a relative newcomer to the Society, and to the field of CINEMANIA as a whole. She granted herself membership status and a title after the Society were responsible for unleashing a horde of cannibalistic humanoid underground mutant people (C.H.U.M.P.s) that destroyed her family-friendly occult bookstore, The Laughing Tome. She intends to be as underfoot as possible until her store is repaired.