Profiles in Cinemania: David Warner - In Memoriam

The Cinemania Society has discovered a cache of VHS cassettes that contain dossiers on individuals suspected of being causative agents of CINEMANIA. We play a tape for our listeners covering David Warner, a character actor who played some of cinema's greatest villains. Seeing as Mr. Warner only just died, it's odd that The Society found this obituary recorded over the first few minutes of a cassette of Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, which Brother Methuselah discovered under a pile of musty old polo shirts in the locker room. Judging from the mildew stains on the cardboard, it's been there a while. Oh well, let the Strip Mall of the Damned keep its mysteries. In any event, we thank you for a lifetime of outstanding performances, David Warner. Godspeed.

Written and performed by Andy Slack 

Mixed & Mastered by Ethan Ireland

Music tracks: "The Visitor" and "Infection," courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio.

Portrait & graphic design by Andy Slack

 

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