Conclave 7c: Meh, I Could Eat... (”The Hunger” Pt.3)

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The Cinemania Society, a not-so-secret society of movie geeks, convenes to scrutinize, criticize, analyze, satirize, brutalize, and otherwise vamp on the weirdest films in cinema.

In the final episode of our spooky season-appropriate seventh conclave, the Society analyzes Tony Scott's 1983 neo-gothic '80s lesberotic vampire thriller "The Hunger.”  

In this episode:

• The Opening Titles...RIGHT! (sort of)
• Suspicion over European gift-giving 
• A HUGE bloody steak
• Hungry glances & wistful sighs
• A top-of-the line monkey lab and battle arena (THE MUSICAL!)
• Possibly the first screen appearance of Willem Dafoe, and an attempt to avoid getting herpes from a public phone
• Profligator Daniels seeks office supplies of a general medicinal nature and encounters Brother Methuselah
• Susan Sarandon's sexy flop-sweat wriggling
• Cinquisitor Ethan admits to having baffled a U.K. national treasure as a teenager
• A goth-girl equivalent of the suburbanite kid with too many stuffed animals
• The ouroboros eats its own tail yet again
• Judgement! Judgement! Judgement!
• Oddly-sweaty scientific rationalizations for vampires
• A Fap Film for the Ages
• Bowie is like bacon

FEATURING:

Hope Bravo, former keeper of The Laughing Tome, a family friendly occult bookstore

Andy Slack, comic artist / internet comedian of Dune Sietchposting & Star Trek Shitposting

Ethan Ireland, formerly of Smosh (seasons 2009-2012)

Andre Luc Martinez, of Genshin Impact and Onyx Equinox.

Zacharia Berks, of Dead Tone and Space Pope Egregious 1

Daniel Scribner, author extraordinaire

 

Trigger warnings include sex and violence.

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. STRONG LANGUAGE & ADULT THEMES.